Lifelong Beereaucrat Tee – Rattletrap 1776 Edition

They said choose a side. So you did—cold, crisp, and always in a can.

You’re not filling out forms, you’re filling up coolers. You don’t push paper—you push the party.

This tee is for the die-hards. The backyard legends. The ones who show up with a case and leave with stories.

Lifelong Beereaucrat.

No meetings. Just cheers.